I'm Really Not That Drunk

The falsest statement ever uttered.

For the most part, the party was rather fun. Until Joe Video became the bearer of bad news.
I hate people seeing me cry. Especially when I drunk cry.

Beer pong is hard to play when you're so drunk that standing is the hardest thing to do.
I did make my first cup in that game last night though.

Kim is doing all right today and David got poisoned at a fancy Italian restaurant.

I need to shower.

For A Good Time Call

The next few days should be pretty mellow.

Friday better include alcohol.

I also better get paid a bit more this week.

Hey David, I'm gonna miss working with you. ) :

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

That can only explain the weekend that I have had.

I feel inclined to move to Nevada.

Or at least visit for a time. Hopefully in something very convertible.