Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

That can only explain the weekend that I have had.

I feel inclined to move to Nevada.

Or at least visit for a time. Hopefully in something very convertible.

Does He Sing Lil Wayne Songs?

I'm glad I got all that stress off my chest.

I know I'm a horrible person and I don't think I can change that.

I guess I'm content being alone with my terribleness now.

You Have To Be 25 To Adopt A Kitten

I hate myself right now.

Be Sure Your Sin Will Find You Out

I feel like I'm going crazy.

You're Living Such A Teenage Life

But I'm starting to get scared of the way things are going.


This summer may not be as fantastic as planned.

I'm Calling It "The Interruptor"

Unexpected sleepovers are the shit.

Also, so are funny new shorts, funfetti + cinnamon toast crunch and Joe's pajamas.


My life is getting really fun.

Also, a little bit more confusing.

The Dumbest Sunday

Work is usually pretty sad and boring and consisting of us watching the clock.

Thankfully Dave brought his MICRO BOINGO and that lured people to visit.

No work was accomplished and we left about 10 minutes early.

Regardless of the dumbness and bad headaches from said dumbness, it was a damn good day.