DUDE, YOU BROKE JOE'S VIDEO

Mike broke the video store last night.

But being the quick thinking people we are, Mike, Mike, Caitlin and I devised a little story that made it seem not as bad.

Not as bad as "Mike threw a lollipop while "Lollipop" was playing in the background, and it hit 2 flourescent lightbulbs which shattered and rained shards of glass down on Amber."


Yeah, we didn't say that.

Give Me A Burnout And A Raisinet

I love when parties start out slow and just get to be so much fun.

Although NO ONE enjoys the end of the night.
Puking, lost Skatelins, crowded beds and awkward keg stands.
I haven't been as stupid as I usually am at parties. Props to me.

I still do things that are dumb but, whatever. I'm okay with it I guess.



Meetch + Sal + One sexy, mosquito filled tent = Fantastic jokes.

Find Me One With 3 Legs

I really want a dog.

I've never actually even liked dogs but suddenly I feel like owning one.

Still, being only 18 it is hard to get one secretly.

I do have a few people to help me out though.

I need to save some money.

I'm Really Not That Drunk

The falsest statement ever uttered.

For the most part, the party was rather fun. Until Joe Video became the bearer of bad news.
I hate people seeing me cry. Especially when I drunk cry.

Beer pong is hard to play when you're so drunk that standing is the hardest thing to do.
I did make my first cup in that game last night though.

Kim is doing all right today and David got poisoned at a fancy Italian restaurant.

I need to shower.

For A Good Time Call

The next few days should be pretty mellow.

Friday better include alcohol.

I also better get paid a bit more this week.

Hey David, I'm gonna miss working with you. ) :

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

That can only explain the weekend that I have had.

I feel inclined to move to Nevada.

Or at least visit for a time. Hopefully in something very convertible.

Does He Sing Lil Wayne Songs?

I'm glad I got all that stress off my chest.

I know I'm a horrible person and I don't think I can change that.

I guess I'm content being alone with my terribleness now.