Find Me One With 3 Legs

I really want a dog.

I've never actually even liked dogs but suddenly I feel like owning one.

Still, being only 18 it is hard to get one secretly.

I do have a few people to help me out though.

I need to save some money.

I'm Really Not That Drunk

The falsest statement ever uttered.

For the most part, the party was rather fun. Until Joe Video became the bearer of bad news.
I hate people seeing me cry. Especially when I drunk cry.

Beer pong is hard to play when you're so drunk that standing is the hardest thing to do.
I did make my first cup in that game last night though.

Kim is doing all right today and David got poisoned at a fancy Italian restaurant.

I need to shower.

For A Good Time Call

The next few days should be pretty mellow.

Friday better include alcohol.

I also better get paid a bit more this week.

Hey David, I'm gonna miss working with you. ) :

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

That can only explain the weekend that I have had.

I feel inclined to move to Nevada.

Or at least visit for a time. Hopefully in something very convertible.

Does He Sing Lil Wayne Songs?

I'm glad I got all that stress off my chest.

I know I'm a horrible person and I don't think I can change that.

I guess I'm content being alone with my terribleness now.

You Have To Be 25 To Adopt A Kitten

I hate myself right now.

Be Sure Your Sin Will Find You Out

I feel like I'm going crazy.